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  • Mood: Delighted
  • Eating: blue jeans (it's a danish candy)
  • Drinking: Nikoline
SO I had an interesting conversation with my dear father today:

*at the dinner table*
Me: I need a Swedish boyfriend....
Father: huh?
Me: I NEED A SWEDISH BOYFRIEND!
father: don't shout...
me: ondsko (evil shoe, but I meant to say undskyld, sorry)
father: eat your dinner
Me: ok
Me: I still need a Swedish boyfriend!
Father: how come
Me: dunno
Father: ......
Me: I just have this calling, ya know?
Father: who's calling you?
Me: dunno, Øresund?
Father: Really now?
Me: suppose so
Father: but why swedish?
Me: swedes are hawt?
Father: and Danes aren't?
Me: some are
Father: but not the ones you know?
Me: nope
Father how do you want him to look then?
Me: like, tall blue eyes, blond, ya know the classic Nordic?
Father: what's wrong with short and dark?
Me: it's not my fucking fault that you're a hybrid between an Italian and an Asian!
Father: I'm not a hybrid... hey wait Italian?
me: I dunno! don't ask!
Sister: øhhh Belle?
me: what!?
Sister: dunno lol :D
father: anyway, Swedish.. do you expect him to understand you whenever you speak?
Me: well, no.
Father: hm
me: we're going to sweden!
Father: interesting, when?
Me: now!
father: in the middle of dinner?
Me: good point.... This friday!
Father: *sighs* alright then.
Me: in Vallåsen!
Father: roger
Me: :D
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:iconnwap00:
Nwap00 Jan 22, 2013
Swedish huh? hurr hurr lol jk
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:iconellenmz:
EllenMZ Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I must have a swede! :iconmanfaceplz:
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:iconnwap00:
Nwap00 Jan 22, 2013
Well I'm Swedish :icontrollface:
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:iconellenmz:
EllenMZ Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconletmehugyouplz::iconsupertighthugplz:
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:iconnwap00:
Nwap00 Jan 23, 2013
:iconcryforeverplz:Stranger bro hug
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:iconellenmz:
EllenMZ Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconnwap00:
Nwap00 Jan 23, 2013
The troll has been trolled... :iconsadtrollfaceplz:
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:iconellenmz:
EllenMZ Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I suppose Scandinavians are just really great trolls?
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