I overheard my younger sister talking to one of her friends today, and the conversation went a little something like this.
(to clarify, my sister is very popular in her class, me, well most people think I'm a boy)
Friend: my big sister is super cool, she has a boyfriend and she wears expensive clothing!
My sister: well MY sister, is a nerd.
My sister: that means she wears far more awesome clothes than YOUR sister! and she's married to a lot of boys!
Friend: what do you mean?
My sister: that your sister is boring, and mine isn't
conclusion, I love my little sister.